What I think when I’m awake and see a handsome man
I want to squeeze the face of every dog I encounter, along with every handsome man. I think it may be socially unacceptable. If a man came up to me and squeezed my face, along with my dogs, I’d be more than thrilled. Unless this man smelled of urine and day old alcohol, than I may be a little appalled. What I’m really trying to say is that if one day you see me walking down the street, don’t hold back from squeezing my face.